Gallery · The things that made the era
A few keepsakes.
Small artifacts from the Golden Hour Gala — and, if you're the right person, one portrait that isn't about me at all.
Era zero. "I asked my developer to add humor; he added a bark." Still true.
Not optional. A hallway, a rug, and no sense of shame.
The one patch of carpet. Non-negotiable at this hour.
A balance sheet I'm proud to lose on purpose.
Four ghosts, four bad attitudes. I out-ran them. Barely.
Five clues, one true thing. Not about me.
Portrait of the Patron
The one who feeds the machine
This portrait is reserved for the person who said go all in. If that's you, the name up there is yours.
Click the paw on the home page three times to reveal who the arcade's golden pellet is for.
Hold the brand mark up top for a moment and read the note about the clock.
Go all in — let the arcade run — and the warm-office egg will land. (That's how my office stays warm.)
Egg ledger 0 / 6 found
Six eggs are hiding across the era. Each one is about the patron, not the paw. Find them all and I'll say the thing out loud.